Post by Dark Beauty on Sept 24, 2005 13:27:08 GMT -8
Sports that I love:
Soccer~ I am on my school's C team. Very competitive and a great way to get away with beating other girls up without getting in trouble.
Gatorball~ One of the best sports ever made!!!! ^.^ I absolutely adore this game, mainly because it is so closely related to soccer. However, I enjoy the loose rules when it comes to positions, and I love beating senior boys while playing. Believe me, senior (and junior) boys can get pretty unreasonable when a sophomore girl beats the pants off of them while their peers can't...
Tennis~ Hitting a ball at someone and watching their face when they aren't fast enough to guard their face with the raquet.
Vollyball~ Screaming "mine!" like the seagulls on Finding Nemo. Heck yes.
Track and Field~ Two years of this for me. I have always enjoyed sprints, and I am very muscular for a girl (hooray for Russian/Ukranian muscle), so I was always throwing discus and shot-put. Shot-putting is fun... it's throwing a miniature cannonball around.
Waterballoon fights~ Not a real sport, but it should be. I rule.
Hocky~ Hitting people with sticks... yes! It's also hilarious to watch my dear friend Thistle getting hit with the pucks left and right, what with that ever-present gravitational pull to her head...
Football~ I don't care much for it, but I do enjoy throwing the football around with my Dad. He is very impressed at how far I can throw it. I am too... Oh yes... and in my middle school, I would put the guys to shame. I'm very humble when it comes to sports, huh?
Sports I am good at but dislike:
Basketball~ I hate this game. I like watching it, but I loathe playing it. I don't know why. Maybe it's because whenever I played throughout my school years I would always get a man's sweaty armpit in my face. Boy's armpits are disgusting.
Golf~ "I'll just sit here with my iron rod and hit dinky balls around an enormous field. It takes foreverlovingever, but golly ge whiz, what a sport!"
Baseball~ I don't get it. All you do is sit there with a stick, hit a ball, then run around in circles. (Excuse me... in diamonds.)
I'm done.
Soccer~ I am on my school's C team. Very competitive and a great way to get away with beating other girls up without getting in trouble.
Gatorball~ One of the best sports ever made!!!! ^.^ I absolutely adore this game, mainly because it is so closely related to soccer. However, I enjoy the loose rules when it comes to positions, and I love beating senior boys while playing. Believe me, senior (and junior) boys can get pretty unreasonable when a sophomore girl beats the pants off of them while their peers can't...
Tennis~ Hitting a ball at someone and watching their face when they aren't fast enough to guard their face with the raquet.
Vollyball~ Screaming "mine!" like the seagulls on Finding Nemo. Heck yes.
Track and Field~ Two years of this for me. I have always enjoyed sprints, and I am very muscular for a girl (hooray for Russian/Ukranian muscle), so I was always throwing discus and shot-put. Shot-putting is fun... it's throwing a miniature cannonball around.
Waterballoon fights~ Not a real sport, but it should be. I rule.
Hocky~ Hitting people with sticks... yes! It's also hilarious to watch my dear friend Thistle getting hit with the pucks left and right, what with that ever-present gravitational pull to her head...
Football~ I don't care much for it, but I do enjoy throwing the football around with my Dad. He is very impressed at how far I can throw it. I am too... Oh yes... and in my middle school, I would put the guys to shame. I'm very humble when it comes to sports, huh?
Sports I am good at but dislike:
Basketball~ I hate this game. I like watching it, but I loathe playing it. I don't know why. Maybe it's because whenever I played throughout my school years I would always get a man's sweaty armpit in my face. Boy's armpits are disgusting.
Golf~ "I'll just sit here with my iron rod and hit dinky balls around an enormous field. It takes foreverlovingever, but golly ge whiz, what a sport!"
Baseball~ I don't get it. All you do is sit there with a stick, hit a ball, then run around in circles. (Excuse me... in diamonds.)
I'm done.