Post by rondell on Jan 22, 2006 17:56:57 GMT -8
One day I got bored, and thought up what would Winstarbuckles do in a time like this, he would make a sequel.
Long ago in the golden age of 1997, lived the wisened King Winstarbuckles, ruler of the dustbunnies from the planet uberwannanicto. While he was seeing how many gallons of peanut butter he could lick before he reached the chocloatie center, he realized that he was a king, and he should do something kingly, or else all the other kings would laugh at him at this year's king convention, king-con.
And so the platypus waddled up to his balcony overlooking all his people who for some reason, decided to have the enitire population sit infront of the palace oddly. He then screamed out at the top of his lungs "Attention class of 1978, today we say goodbye to Woodland Highschool, and hello to the road of tomorrow!....That is all." And with that, he waddled back inside.
The crowd just stood in awe at the rediculous speech, they stood for 50025600 minutes, when suddenly a little baby dustbunny spoke out "Gigga Wugga Pookoogoo!"
This amazing young lad's words had warmed the hearts of the crowd of bunnies, and inspired them to start a democracy.
They charged into the doors, trying to use their weight to bash down the door, Who's name was Steve by the way. But since they were dustbunnies, they simply brushed against Steve, who didn't even notice them. The dustbunnies were forced to retreat.
Meanwhile...
Winstarbuckles was looking through Mutant talking pile of Mashed Potatoes Monthly, (only for the free perfume samples.)
After smelling the sweet scent of the Jasmine perfume sample, he tossed the magazine out the window.
Meanwhile Meanwhile......
Bob the dustbunny came home from work, greeted by his wife Kyla and his little girl Tiana. "Hon, did you get that promotion that we hoped for?" Bob smiled, knowing he was finally going to help his family, "Yes! I finally got promoted to Vice President of Mutant Talking Pile of Mashed Potatoes Monthly! The boss loved my idea of having jasmine be this month's perfume sample!
We can finally pay off our house, Tiana can afford to go to the best elementary school in town, and we can god to DisneyLand!!"
"Yay! Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse!!" Squeeled Tiana
"Oh Bob, things are finally looking up!"
Just after that Winstarbuckles' magazine fell out of his humongous mansion and fell ontop of Bob's home, crushing it unmercifully, his house was ruined, and he was the only survivor.
"KYLA!!!" He wailed out in misery, they were killed by the very perfume sample that got him promoted, Bob had only survived because he had been standing in the doorway, and the two were in the kitchen, the impact had the oven cause an explosion sending him into the front yard.
"YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS WINSTARBUCKLES!!!!"
And that, is where the rabbit revolutionary war began.
The dustbunnies found this murder a sign of betrayal, this couldn't be an accident, General Giggles, followed by his army of Chocolate Tanks attacked the mansion.
While all this was going on Winstarbuckles was staring at his beak, wondering if he should just get plastic surgery.
He heard a smill pop sound and looked out his window, he saw a bunch of tiny little chocolate cars. "How nice! They must have liked my speech so much that they brought me a gift!"
He waddled up to his front door, named Steve, opened it, and picked up the tiny chocolate tanks, still going poppity pop. He grinned and stuffed the tanks in his mouth all at once and gobbled them up.
"Blech! These chocolates taste like dirt!" He then chewed them ferociously and sat them out, unkowingly flooding the village with a monsoon of saliva, chocolate, and half eaten bunny corpses.
General Giggles then decided to raid the mansion from the sky.
So he and his back up army flew in their jets towards Winstarbuckles chimney. they speeded down the fireplace and circled their king. He woke up from his 23 hour nap, and looked at the jets. "Gah! I've got wasps!" He then grabbed his 33 and a half foot bazooka and blasted them all down with one missile.
With 89% of their army destroyed, capatain Spuppo knew when they were beat.
The next day he and the rest of the surviving townsfolk called out to the king from his front door named Steve.
He answered saying "What is it oh loving people of mine?"
"We surrender, we are of no match to you oh powerful one, it seems that our dreams of a democracy are nothing more than a fantasy. You win." The Captain lowered his tiny head and the platypus stared at them akwardly.
"....What are you guys talking about? ....HEY did you like my speech yesterday?"
The bunnies twitched and hobbled away to the planet sumerchronfillda 9, which they later named Earth, after the previous planet that was destroyed by an ancient being known as Sandy Claws. Now what once was a noble race, now cowers under furniture or dark unused spaces, hiding from their merciless ruler.
The moral of the story is, always recycle your magazines, and if you find a dustbunny, give it a good pat on the back and offer it a mocha lotte.
Long ago in the golden age of 1997, lived the wisened King Winstarbuckles, ruler of the dustbunnies from the planet uberwannanicto. While he was seeing how many gallons of peanut butter he could lick before he reached the chocloatie center, he realized that he was a king, and he should do something kingly, or else all the other kings would laugh at him at this year's king convention, king-con.
And so the platypus waddled up to his balcony overlooking all his people who for some reason, decided to have the enitire population sit infront of the palace oddly. He then screamed out at the top of his lungs "Attention class of 1978, today we say goodbye to Woodland Highschool, and hello to the road of tomorrow!....That is all." And with that, he waddled back inside.
The crowd just stood in awe at the rediculous speech, they stood for 50025600 minutes, when suddenly a little baby dustbunny spoke out "Gigga Wugga Pookoogoo!"
This amazing young lad's words had warmed the hearts of the crowd of bunnies, and inspired them to start a democracy.
They charged into the doors, trying to use their weight to bash down the door, Who's name was Steve by the way. But since they were dustbunnies, they simply brushed against Steve, who didn't even notice them. The dustbunnies were forced to retreat.
Meanwhile...
Winstarbuckles was looking through Mutant talking pile of Mashed Potatoes Monthly, (only for the free perfume samples.)
After smelling the sweet scent of the Jasmine perfume sample, he tossed the magazine out the window.
Meanwhile Meanwhile......
Bob the dustbunny came home from work, greeted by his wife Kyla and his little girl Tiana. "Hon, did you get that promotion that we hoped for?" Bob smiled, knowing he was finally going to help his family, "Yes! I finally got promoted to Vice President of Mutant Talking Pile of Mashed Potatoes Monthly! The boss loved my idea of having jasmine be this month's perfume sample!
We can finally pay off our house, Tiana can afford to go to the best elementary school in town, and we can god to DisneyLand!!"
"Yay! Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse!!" Squeeled Tiana
"Oh Bob, things are finally looking up!"
Just after that Winstarbuckles' magazine fell out of his humongous mansion and fell ontop of Bob's home, crushing it unmercifully, his house was ruined, and he was the only survivor.
"KYLA!!!" He wailed out in misery, they were killed by the very perfume sample that got him promoted, Bob had only survived because he had been standing in the doorway, and the two were in the kitchen, the impact had the oven cause an explosion sending him into the front yard.
"YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS WINSTARBUCKLES!!!!"
And that, is where the rabbit revolutionary war began.
The dustbunnies found this murder a sign of betrayal, this couldn't be an accident, General Giggles, followed by his army of Chocolate Tanks attacked the mansion.
While all this was going on Winstarbuckles was staring at his beak, wondering if he should just get plastic surgery.
He heard a smill pop sound and looked out his window, he saw a bunch of tiny little chocolate cars. "How nice! They must have liked my speech so much that they brought me a gift!"
He waddled up to his front door, named Steve, opened it, and picked up the tiny chocolate tanks, still going poppity pop. He grinned and stuffed the tanks in his mouth all at once and gobbled them up.
"Blech! These chocolates taste like dirt!" He then chewed them ferociously and sat them out, unkowingly flooding the village with a monsoon of saliva, chocolate, and half eaten bunny corpses.
General Giggles then decided to raid the mansion from the sky.
So he and his back up army flew in their jets towards Winstarbuckles chimney. they speeded down the fireplace and circled their king. He woke up from his 23 hour nap, and looked at the jets. "Gah! I've got wasps!" He then grabbed his 33 and a half foot bazooka and blasted them all down with one missile.
With 89% of their army destroyed, capatain Spuppo knew when they were beat.
The next day he and the rest of the surviving townsfolk called out to the king from his front door named Steve.
He answered saying "What is it oh loving people of mine?"
"We surrender, we are of no match to you oh powerful one, it seems that our dreams of a democracy are nothing more than a fantasy. You win." The Captain lowered his tiny head and the platypus stared at them akwardly.
"....What are you guys talking about? ....HEY did you like my speech yesterday?"
The bunnies twitched and hobbled away to the planet sumerchronfillda 9, which they later named Earth, after the previous planet that was destroyed by an ancient being known as Sandy Claws. Now what once was a noble race, now cowers under furniture or dark unused spaces, hiding from their merciless ruler.
The moral of the story is, always recycle your magazines, and if you find a dustbunny, give it a good pat on the back and offer it a mocha lotte.
THE END