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Post by Zeffa! on Aug 10, 2005 7:30:05 GMT -8
Okay, i just had a weird dream that you probably wont get unless you've been to my school.
Okay, it started out as a typical day, it was the start of one of the annoying pep rallies at our school. I was walking to it, when out of the corner of my eye i see something red white and yellow fly down to the ground. I thought perhaps someone had dropped or thrown their flags, but when i turned i saw only a cheer leader standing alone in the area.
Then i heard screams fromt he gym, and when i ran to the door to see what happened, there were giant red horned gorrilas and winged harpies all over! Apparantly the football team turned into the gorillas and the cheerleaders were the harpies..
Anyway I ran, but stopped when i see Cheryl, Cody, Dark, and Andrew running up. They were here to protect the school or something. Apparantly the drama crew, strange as it sounds, were the protectors of the ginormous campus. I don't remember how they took care of the problem, but i talked to cheryl, my vertically challeneged red-haired drama friend, about the group, and she told me all about it. So about a week afterwards, another attack was happening, though sizabley smaller than the one before. The gorillas were all there, but the cheerleader harpies were missing. I was standing in a field, talking with a friend from Biology, Niel, when amanda warren, a 'blonde-if-she-weren't-dark-haired' kinda person who was also in the drama crew. SUDDENLY THE CHEERLEADERS ATTACKED! They grabbed her byu the arms, and began gnawing at her, her hair forming into pigtails and changing color. I knew instantly how the cheerleader squad got so many members: Gang tactics. I rushed to try and help her, but Niel from behind said "I'm sorry..." When i turned, i saw him holding a gun, and i tried to dodge, but the dart hit me directly in the stomach. It felt like a bee-sting, i could actually feel where it hit. I tried to stammer something, but i couldnt, and fell into the grass, my arms keeping me from faceplanting. I was out.
I woke up to see everything was gone, an entire classroom (the pool building) has been utterly destroyed, and there were bodies and pom-poms all over the ground. I found Niel's body a short while off, and asked him why. He told me he had gotten paid alot by the new Coach of the school basketball team to take me out and bring me to him. Apparantly the Gorrillas and the drama crew had a bit battle, which destroyed the pool building.
I remember very little after that, except that the buildings all had bars that you could climb on, monkey-bars to travel from one building to another without having to touch the floor (I assume for the jock-gorrillas). It was a really strange dream, and i laughed my head off in the morning, getting cereal everywhere...
Anyway... Good morning! or whatever time it may be when you read this. Post any weird wacky wild wrong and woozully dreams here. [glow=yellow,300,300]"The beast will be angry..." [/glow] [glow=black,300,300]"This goes against the prophecy!" [/glow]
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Post by Thistle on Aug 10, 2005 9:37:05 GMT -8
lol zeph.
OK here is the one I had last night.
All the sudden im in a dark classroom with all of my first period english class. The weird thing is that it is in my 8th grade civics class and my teacher is a mix between my civics teacher and my english teacher of 9th grade. so anyway Im in my bed for some reason lying down and I keep falling asleep and quickly waking up so that I dont get in trouble because my bed is right next to where Mrs. Torrence/Fite is.
So the class is just ther in the dark and running around screaming. throwing things and for some reason Mrs.T/F isnt yelling at them like she wold have been if it were real. All the sudden out of Nowhere she asks where the sacred chicken is.
Im like sacred chicken?
So John said he his them and he forget where they were. Well Mrs. Fite (Thats what im going to acall her because she resembled Fite more than Torrence) Shruggs it off and pulls out this weird spyro dragon stuffed animal thing. Then she sticks her hand up its tail, because all the sudden its a giant puppet, and pulls out the sacred chicken from sround its butt vicinity.
Im totally weirded out right now and it gets fuzy for awhil I dont remember mucb except that Fite keeps sticking her hand up the dragon's butt.
Then the scene changes and Im on the buss. Its a weird seating arrangement so we have to sit sideways...with your back against the window and your feet out in the walkway. So all the sudden im talking to one of the funniest guys in school then he calls me cool after some strange conversation I forget and then all the sudden the seating arrangement changes and im sitting by new people then we are in a parade that doesnt go anywhere and we just stand there and finally a loud truck drives by my open window and I wake up.
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Post by Dark Beauty on Aug 11, 2005 14:55:15 GMT -8
*Laughter... hysterical laughter... filters through all computers.* Oh my garters, Zeph.... the drama club fighting red horned gorrillas?! That will be the day. I think it's funny how I was part of it. Oh, I love the two quotes at the end of your post... hooray for inside jokes...
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Post by Thistle on Aug 11, 2005 18:15:09 GMT -8
OK ok scariest dream Ive had in awhile...I dreamed it this morning..yes thats right this MORNING.
OK so umm last sunday I went to my grandma's house and I watched these haunted shows right. Well thats not good because those shows, no matter how corney they are, scare the crap out of me at night. I see ghost everywhere.
Anyway so in this dream I'm me and the hostess of the show I had been watching. I sort of change appearences ever time I see myself.
So I wake up and I see this ghost. Well its a nice ghost and I dont know what to think. I can see her really well like she is a narmal person. Well The next night she shows up with like her brother or father or some guy. I cant really se him. I can see the outline of a cloack with a really stiff collar that sticks up and a tri=pointed hat, kinda like what a Highwayman would wear.
So we talk and ya they are pretty cool all is fine and dandy well The next night This little girl ghost tells me that her brother loves me and that she is going to kill me so that we can be together. So...This is the best part Dark was cracking up so bad:
She tell me "I'm going to get my toothbrush so when I get back you tell me where to hit so that it kills you."
Im dead serious she said that to me.
I flip out in the dream, BTW this is all happening in my house so im kinda terrified to go to sleep tonight I hope thye arnt real, I go running down the stairs screaming and flip over our banister thing at the turn in the stairs and land on our couch. And Im just babbling about this ghost that loves me and one thats trying to kill me with a toothbrush and then everything goes quiet and I can her my little sister talking tohim. I cant hear him but I know who she is talking to.
I turn around and look at her over the banister which has somehow shrunk enough for me to just turn around and look over. "Where is he?" I ask looking at the landing where My sister and Dad are.
"He's right there." Dad says, in an UNCONCERNED tone, pointing to the bottom of the stairs where the outline of the ghost is sitting.
"Lok I'm sorry but I dont think this is a good time for me to die." I say and the ghost outline moves so it looks like he is bowing is head in depression. Then I go on and on saying that I have a fewmore years on me at least and that once I'm done with highschool I'll probably let his sister kill me because I felt bad about hurting his feelings.
Heh I didnt tell Dark about these two parts because I was laughing so hard already but I mentioned that Given a few more years I'd probably fill out more nicely. >.< (shut up)
And that at the end We somehow get betrothed....Anyway this is definately one of the top weirdest dreams Ive ever had. Right next to the reacurring dream where my dad gets angry at me and starts throwing pencils at my head.
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Post by Zeffa! on Aug 12, 2005 10:10:23 GMT -8
Okay, another mountain dew-induced dream.. alright, so dark you're in this one again for some reason, an you have the creepiest looking plant in the galaxy in your hands, and are treating it like a pet, dressed as mrs. Kirby... you are, not the plant. Anyway, this thing looks like a pirahna plant from super mario, except its orange, and it has a hundred or so little fuzzy wriggly vines, like long caterpillars. You ask me to hold it for some reason, and then walk off, and i cant stand the feeling of the freaky alien thing from a bad episode of Little Shop of Horrors, so i drop it and it breaks into a bunch of little wriggly vines on the ground. Eventually they stop twitching and you come back all angry at me then storm off. THEN! suddenly I'm in a swamp, and a movie theater is there for some reason, and steve from blues clues comes in with a little pikachu no bigger than your thumb, and its bouncing around saying "pika pika" and then he says "That's right pikachu, we're gonna see 'turbo tetris pokemon two extreme!' and then they run into the theater. So i go in, and i see that long title in green letters on a blue background in this theater, then i buy some popcorn and wake up...
Last time i drink Diet mountain dew.
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Post by Thistle on Aug 12, 2005 10:17:16 GMT -8
eh he he he IMa Call Dark Mrs. Kerby for awhile.
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Post by Dark Beauty on Aug 13, 2005 12:27:13 GMT -8
...How come all of your Mountain Dew dreams have me involved?
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Post by Thistle on Aug 13, 2005 12:32:39 GMT -8
Whoo hoo hoo Are you sure you want to know that dark?
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Post by Zeffa! on Aug 13, 2005 12:48:47 GMT -8
Caffeine, stimulant? I don't think so.. that stuff's a hallucinogen...
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Post by trippyomind on Aug 20, 2005 18:35:48 GMT -8
Ok, so i have a hilariousely wierd dream had it when i was about well really little im thinking well 2 or 3, i only know it cuz my parents remind me every time we pass the monkeys at the zoo... so like i said this is and old one and like yeah so i dont now all the details... Ok... my mom said i woke up crying and screamin.. yallin mommmy daddy help mommmy, mokies.. help... (something like that) So like every worried mother she runs into my room dad right behind her.. they sit on my bed, me prolly still crying and ask what happened... Mommy daddy the monkies stole my carseat.. . the tiniest little monkies they were this big.. (i give a cute little size, you know now they say it was the worlds smallest monkies...) And now im thinking i must have had a real attachment to this carseat cuz i wouldnt go to bed till my dad took me out to the car and showed me that the carseat was there.... like i said wierd dream but it was long ago and i dont know all the details, hope you got a kick out of my dream...
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Post by Zeffa! on Sept 19, 2005 15:33:32 GMT -8
Okay.. i have the king of all awesome dreams.. it contends with the ghost dream, but i'm actually putting it into a short story.. That's right, my dream had a plot! And cyborgs and lazers and explosions and guns, and soft sensitive moments on the beach, and looking under the stars, and inner questioning, and ROMANCE.. oºoOºoOoOºooooOººoOooº. But i wont tell you anything in detail about it.
And as a side dream, like, during the intermission to my dream of awesomity + 2, i had a very strange and humorously dark cartoon where Jack black was overweight and dressed as a pirate with a grossly oversized captain crunch style hat (but it was black) came drunkly lumbering along the beach with a pirate gun in hand, and saw this dead dinosaur lying there beached along the shore. So he quite drunkenly aimed his gun at it to ''kill'' the dead thing, but missed through an odd turn of events and gun direction, and shot himself through the eye, then died. ... Why am I dreaming of jack black? Why is he dressed as a pirate? Why is there a dead dinosaur beached on the shore? Why do i exist? The answer is surely not 42... Well until next dream. Ta
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Post by brainsqugee on Sept 19, 2005 16:25:05 GMT -8
Ya know Zephyr maybe you don't exist. Maybe none of us exist. *looks up into sky*
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Post by Thistle on Sept 20, 2005 8:01:42 GMT -8
Well I exist becuase without me existing the world would cave into depression.
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Post by brainsqugee on Sept 20, 2005 14:58:11 GMT -8
Without me existing... I don't know... "stuff" would'nt happen. (It'd be stupider if I said "better")
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Post by Dark Beauty on Sept 24, 2005 14:09:53 GMT -8
Alright, my turn.
I lived in a huge apartment that was located on a narrow street in a very large city (which is stupid, because I HATE big cities. They scare me). All of my drama friends lived in there with me in their own rooms. I'm telling you, this place was an enormous marble square thing in the middle of a dirty part of a city. Anyway, Sigild (who has not been on for ages) lived in another part of the city, which is very odd, for he was also a drama man. I suppose that there was a huge audition for a huge play, and he had not been casted. In reality, this boy is one of the sweetest boys on the face of the planet, and he loved me to death. He's never hurt me. However, in this dream, I was his main target. He came into the apartment in the middle of the night. For somereason, I was out of my room, and for some other reason, the room below mine was absolutely empty. Siglid stood in the room below mine, and with his torch with a paper flame, he somehow managed to light my floor on fire. He laughed evily and hurried out in his black cloak and tophat. The entire population of the apartment was screaming. I somehow managed to find my consiousness lock onto me again, and I found myself running through hallways, desperately trying to escape. Suddenly, I skid to a stop and run back to my room to grab my most precious posession... my journal. With my prize in hand, I ran out of my burning room again. As I run, I find many of my good friends standing by entryways and pointing me out of the burning building. I get out and walk down the white steps with two of my drama girl-friends. I tell them how I was so stupid. I did not get my $60, I got my journal (which was still tucked protectively under my arm). Again, I suddenly stop. I had left something... something very important to me (and I still have no idea what it was.) I ran back into the burning building, past my drama friends, and into the firey room that was once mine. The heat was intense, but I didn't care. I was reaching... reaching toward that thing that I absolutely needed. I could not leave without it. "Dark!" I heard my name and turned my head to see Zephyr standing in the used-to-be doorway. He looks fearfully at me. Dark, we need to go. Come on." I ignore his plea and reach once more toward the burning bed in my room. The something was there, and I needed it. "Come on, Babette, we need to go." The boy cries out from the door. "No!" I yell back to him. "I need it! I can't leave without it!" My hand catches fire, but I don't notice the pain. It was nothing compared to the agony I would feel without the precious thing that I could not see, but was reaching for. "No! We need to leave now!" He was untouched by the flames, and he stepped forward to grab my other wrist. "Let me go! I need it! Let me go, Zephyr!!" But he would not let go. "Please! Let me get it!" His caramel brown eyes turn hard. "Fine." But, instead of letting me continue to catch fire and reach my goal, he scoops me up in his VERy muscular arms and takes me out. The dream ends with Sigild in jail (what a silly concept) and the apartment in ruins.
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