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Post by Raiku on Oct 15, 2008 13:22:48 GMT -8
I sure do.
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Post by silentstranger on Oct 15, 2008 15:39:46 GMT -8
...me too?
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Post by Zeffa! on Oct 15, 2008 15:50:44 GMT -8
A question like this in the discussion board hrm? Let me justify it then.
I HATE CANDY! Candy is by far the worst invention man has ever produced. It rots your teeth, but maintains the illusion of small, brightly colored, bite-sized little chucks of delicious heaven. It's produced worldwide, sold in convenience stores, and given away for free all over! What kind of monsters are these people?! Candy deludes into thinking that everything is alright, that everything is sweet and bright and colorful, but when you consume and consume and consume it, know what you get?
Entropy.
You get a void, a hole in your teeth. Fromt hen on it hurts to eat anything, it cripples you not unlike drugs. Fromthat point on nothing tastes as sweet as candy. You used to like apples, but now that you've tasted swedish fish suddenly apples lose their appeal. You canget addicted to the things, and with hardly any nutritional value in them at all, you will malnourish yourself and starve, or at the least become weaker.
Candy has also developed a biological weapon against us now! Diabetes is on the rise, and candy totes it around like a fifty caliber machine gun. Candy doesn't kill people, diabetes does, but candy's sitting behind the counter smirking menacingly at the diabetics. Just one won't kill you. ... probably. Go ahead, unwrap the plastic and let's play a little game of russian roulette!
Candy is also something we attribute to youth, innocent, and childishness. We equate this monster to children?! It's trying to work against our sympathies people! We cant destroy candy, then all the kids would be sad and the world would be bland..
We can't destroy marajuana, then all the hippies would be sad and the would would be less lucid and the horrors are easier to see, tougher to live with.
It's practically the same sentence, one noun switched for the other. Think about that while you unwrap your twizzlers.
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Post by Dark Beauty on Oct 15, 2008 17:42:11 GMT -8
*laughs*
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Post by Raiku on Oct 15, 2008 20:14:01 GMT -8
LIES!
Candy is great, because it is.
Every-a-body knows that.
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Post by Detrevni on Oct 15, 2008 23:21:54 GMT -8
This really doesn't belong in the discussion forum
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Post by Zeffa! on Oct 15, 2008 23:52:03 GMT -8
CAn't blame me for trying to keep it here. Occasionally it's fun to discuss random babble.
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Post by Cobalt-60 on Oct 16, 2008 2:02:16 GMT -8
Candy is yummy as long as it's not coconut flavored.
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Post by silentstranger on Oct 16, 2008 6:45:41 GMT -8
Agreed. I hate coconut. XP
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Post by Zeffa! on Oct 16, 2008 8:58:43 GMT -8
Look folks, you better take this topic seriously, it's something that affects our world, yes, WORLD. The big globular thing with all the people on it. IF this issue isn't resolved, then the terrorists win. And they LOVE candy. Think about that.
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Post by Detrevni on Oct 16, 2008 9:43:04 GMT -8
I disagree completely with cobalt and silent. Coconut candy is quite delicious. Cocnut is one of the better flavors on the planet. Terrorists.
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Post by Raiku on Oct 16, 2008 11:54:08 GMT -8
Coconut is MOST DISGUSTING!
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Post by Dark Beauty on Oct 16, 2008 12:04:25 GMT -8
I'm gonna have to side with the terrorists on this one. Coconut makes my tummy do funny flips.
Actually, I don't like most candy. I can only stomach so much. I will eat caramels (only Werther's chewy caramels or my homemade ones) all day, though. Sweet tarts are good, too.
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Post by Detrevni on Oct 16, 2008 12:52:33 GMT -8
All of you hate America. Further more I have it on good authority that you eat babies.
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Post by silentstranger on Oct 16, 2008 17:03:08 GMT -8
*snaps fingers.* darn, I've been found out. Oh well, since I'm a terrorist already it only adds to the warrent quickly building on my head.
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