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Post by Dark Beauty on May 13, 2005 15:11:17 GMT -8
Of course, the beautiful background gives it away. Beauty and the Beast is happening!! Woot woot!! Dark = feather duster (Babette) Wolf = wolf, villager, croney Deliverence and Sorrows = Stage crew!! Hooray!!
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Post by Thistle on May 13, 2005 15:32:19 GMT -8
Thistle = Crazy fan in the audience
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Post by deliverance on May 14, 2005 19:57:39 GMT -8
Deliverance = ... Well, you see it all happened when the stop sign grew legs and began to walk. I told the old lady not to walk towards it, but you know how old people are; they act like they know everything because they are decaying faster than us.
Anyways, there was this salesman that seemed to be walking by me on the sidewalk, and just decided that I needed to have his latest product. He tried to flatter me and such, as was his trade, but I would not cave in. He was just about to walk away when I reached into my pocket, but he thought I was going for my wallet. Poor fellow, he didn't even get the chance to run.
Upon pulling out the twelve gauge shotgun that lied within my five inch deep pocket, I began to apply my own brand of justice. The salesman didn't make it too far, and there were several people who were thanking me endlessly for my brand of justice. The thing about it though, is that the crowd didn't make it out in time either before my brand of justice made its mark on them as well.
When I turned the corner after silencing the crowd from before, I saw it standing there; the stop sign. This thing had the ugliest and most hideous look in its eyes; I knew I just had to have them. So I took my tool of justice and smited his body across the street. Once I was done, I unloaded some more of my justice upon the fallen sign, and began my journey home. Though the old lady from before came up to me on my way home, and thanked me for saving her from the sign. I told her that it was fine and that she should join me for tea and that I would race her to my house.
She beat me there, and we had a good laugh. Once she walked in the door, she soon found herself drifting off into a black hole that lied behind my door. I smiled and began to wander the earth once more, applying my justice where ever it was needed.
The morale of the story is that Deliverance = Psychotic Sheriff of Nottingham.
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Post by Sorrows on May 15, 2005 11:42:05 GMT -8
Just.. wow.. I swear, you have the wierdest mind.. It's those alpha waves coming out of your comp, they're rotting your brain... So keep reading this over and over again.. until your brain is mush. Muahahaha!! [/size]
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Post by sigild on May 15, 2005 21:31:27 GMT -8
*clears throat loudly*
Ahem.
Sigild= Monsieur D'arque
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Post by Dark Beauty on May 16, 2005 8:20:34 GMT -8
Heehee... sorry, Sigild... I forgot you were on Thistle/my board. But, it is true. And what a wonderful evil old man you are! Thistle, I look forward to you in the audience!!
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Post by Thistle on May 16, 2005 14:37:45 GMT -8
pssh who wouldnt?
Hehehe that guy id so creepy! btw im gonna give you all a hug when I see you after the play.
and dont worry Dark...I'll yell when you bow.
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Post by Dark Beauty on May 16, 2005 20:43:19 GMT -8
*Dances happily.* Hooray!! I am going to have a screaming fan!!
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Post by rikimaru on May 18, 2005 4:52:44 GMT -8
Riki=Backstage crew.
If something falls on you it wasnt me
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Post by Dark Beauty on May 18, 2005 5:57:27 GMT -8
Too bad you actually aren't going to be there, Rikimaru... it would be so cool to have someone who heled in Phantom help with an adolecent version of Beauty and the Beast.
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Post by rikimaru on May 18, 2005 14:27:31 GMT -8
Lol I love tech.
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Post by Zeffa! on May 19, 2005 17:30:17 GMT -8
Tch.. no need to mention me.. no.. of course not.. heh heh..
After all, i'm only playing the main character, that's right, the most integral role in the entire play! The star: Lumiere!
Alright.. so im not the beast. Im not the tallest one here.. STOP READING WHAT IM WRITING! leave me alone...
actually this is fun, I'm liking this play. My costume is spiffy.
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Post by Dark Beauty on May 19, 2005 17:33:56 GMT -8
Yes it is. I get to flirt with that spiffiness the entire time. Zephyr, you're hot!
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Post by Sorrows on May 19, 2005 17:35:06 GMT -8
Yes, Zephyr fits the Dirty Frenchman perfectly, right down to the unkempt hair and monthly bath habits
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Post by Dark Beauty on May 19, 2005 17:36:35 GMT -8
...If that were true, would I be tangoing with the man?
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